"better get off Tumblr now"
"but wait what is that?!"
so accurate it hurts
- accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
- me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
*tries to talk*
“you should talk more!”
lol i suck at art
wow welcome to the club idek what i was thinking
just an in-class doodle
lol I don’t even know what I was trying to do here, I’ll delete it later
wow you guys suck
this is the fucking definition of artists on tumblr oh my god the most fucking accurate representation im so pissed right now but so happy at the same time someone help
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts